What do you look for in a workmate? A talent for footie? A nice little bum? Or access to a never-ending supply of biscuits? Fortunately for Rod Millet, he’s got all three, which makes him a shoo-in for the post of assistant curator at a bijou gallery known as The Maltby Collection (11.30am, Radio 4). Unfortunately for Rod Millet, on the very day that he starts work, the powers-that-be decide the museum must close.

Rod’s colleagues immediately set about finding themselves comfy billets elsewhere – but the new boy decides to fight for the institution’s survival …

David Nobbs’s sitcom stars Julian Rhind-Tutt as the biscuity idealist, Rachel Atkins as his smouldering boss, and Geoffrey Palmer as the self-centred museum director.