Enter a brave new world created and presented by John Dowie.

For starters, it’s time to enter the relationship minefield

The unreconstructed John Dowie escapes from his wife and new baby when the band go on the road – to Edinburgh.

Here, he falls madly in lust…

John Dowie checks into a boarding house in order to read the Gideon’s bible from cover to cover.

John Dowie is absolutely sick and tired of the meddlesome nature of the telephone.

With: Jim Sweeney, Steve Steen, Cathryn Harrison

First broadcast on BBC Radio 4 in March 1991.